honkforgay:

"i’m being stripped off on live radio. this is my job" 

GET TO KNOW ME MEME2/5 female characters » Poussey Washington

"My name is Poussey! Accent à droite, bitch."

slayerage:

Bad Education Series 3 [x]

w4lrusss:

Sing For Absolution // I Belong to You - Muse

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

bloodsexandrocknroll:

I love how when someone asked what Dan was gonna be for Halloween he was like “we haven’t decided yet” they’re most definitely turning into a we couple. Every second sentence in his liveshow was ‘me and Phil’ ‘Phil and I’ ‘so me and Phil were talking’ ‘so the other night me and Phil’.

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

thatsmistertoyou:

some things about the phandom that bug philslesters and I. we’re all here to have fun but being respectful is important too. 

Requested by anonymous. [x]

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