me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
I love how when someone asked what Dan was gonna be for Halloween he was like “we haven’t decided yet” they’re most definitely turning into a we couple. Every second sentence in his liveshow was ‘me and Phil’ ‘Phil and I’ ‘so me and Phil were talking’ ‘so the other night me and Phil’.
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment